1. Any guy who has suggested at least Church or Bible study date is HM ( Propose to Him).
2. If his WhatsApp doesn't show ✅ when a message comes in he's not HM.
3. Any guy who won’t give you his last piece of meat or let you take extra spoons from his ice cream is NOT HM.
4. If he chases Instagram celebs, plastics girls with 46 inch Brazilian hair, 6 inch nails who have "berry, cherry, Barbie, Velvet, doll" as their IG name hes not HM.
5. If he leaves his phone open, no password or locks, he's HM.
6. If he shares an apartment with more than 3 other guys is not HM.
7. Any guy whose phone is constantly on silent. No ringer or vibration is not HM.
8. If he doesn't have a 9-5 job or a defined job but calls himself a CEO he's not HM.
9. Any guy who has untidy / dirty beard is not a HM (RUN).
10. If he has more than 10 body counts he's not HM.
11. He must know how to make at least indomie, Rice, yam, stew and plantain.
12. If he has more than 2 Baby mamas he's not HM.
13. If he gives you his atm card, cheque book freely he's HM.
14. 🍆 If he can not go more than 7 rounds in one day he's definitely not HM ( Propose to Him).
15. If he has more than 6 bank accounts with no Money he's not HM.
16. If he doesn't condone unplanned visit to his place he's not HM.
17. If he has been to moremi hall, Redeemers or Babcock University more than 5 times this year he's not HM ( RUN).
18. If he’s owing night clubs money or borrows car, tooth brush he’s not HM.
19. If he's willing to father a single mothers child and marry her he's HM.
20. If he hides you from his friends, family, Pastor he's not HM.
21. If he always has a table at the club every Friday he's not HM.
22. If he likes or comments on more than 15 ladies picture per day on IG he's not HM.
23. He asks you to borrow him less than 20k he's not HM.
24. If he takes you to the cinema and doesn't buy ordinary pop corn he's not HM.
25. If he doesn't have a single Christian song on his phone he’s not HM.
26. If he talks negatively about his ex he's not HM.
27. If he's above 35 and has not committed he's a chronic player not HM.
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